Never Forget. |
It's Black History month in America, and I want to make a feature about it After all, I may, or not be American, or understand the struggles that blacks went though so that The Game could say he screwed Mya, but I do like looking at Brandy.
I really do. |
5)Ryu
Shryukens reach much higher now. |
What they would say :
"They're stealing away roles from White people . It is Obama's Fault!"
4)Spider-Man
NOT THIS! |
What they would say :
We remember how cool and pointless the internet movement to get Donald Glover to be Spiderman was. But what if it had succeded?
What they would say :"How does it make sense that a black man from Queens is a Superhero? Are there even Black People in Queens!?"
3) Duke Nukem
A Duke movie was rumored a million years ago(after the announcement of Forever,though, natch!) . But what if they had a twist on the obvious parodies Duke was doing on 80s/90s action tropes?
What they would say :
"Duke Nukem represents everything America is: that is being famous for saying things other people did way before. Have we not suffered enough?"
It's animal cruelty! Let those puppies out now! |
"Hey, we're Hollywood, and we need to find a way to make you be able to tell which blond girl falls of a bridge and
What they would say :
"Didn't they learn their lesson last time? I mean, it was clearly the Blackness that screwed Catwoman up and not the acting, effects, script , or the fact it was a quick cash in using a script from 1995."
1)Joker
One day, I will marry Morphthing. I SWEAR IT! |
"Now, come on. It doesn't get any whiter than the Joker! How is it believable a black Man dresses in all purple, mistreats his women, and is highly casual about violence and exploitation of others in general?"
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